"Pretentious Streetwear Brand" Unisex T-Shirt

It‘s official: We’re sellouts

You either go out of business a hero or you live long enough to become a pretentious streetwear brand. To celebrate the streetwear brands that stand for nothing, yet offer exceedingly pricey clothes with basic designs, we are releasing this brand new and exclusive design. Immerse yourself in our brand and stand for what you believe. We believe that every man, woman and child on this planet should wear expensive clothing and pretend to care about the environment and vague social issues!

We are selling at this price only for the next 99 years.

Come and join The Pretenders!

This T-Shirt is made from 100% premium-quality ring-spun cotton, offering incredible surface smoothness, while providing good breathability. The durable ring-spun cotton material is built to withstand daily wear and tear, ensuring you can enjoy this shirt for years to come. The Sport Grey variant contains 10% polyester. The classic fit and timeless design of this T-Shirt make it suitable for any occasion.